Song - Collecting Cookies - Mic the Microphone and The Living Tombstone

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

I am a lawyer, and I'm a father,
I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids,
Got so much money, I got a happy family
I got a busy schedule, so I can't talk right now, sorry

I am a student, I've got PHDs,
I majored in Drama, Science, Laws, Music, Philosophy
I'm an example, every body wants me
But none of it matters since I'm just sit collectin' cookies.

Verse 2:

I am a party boy. I like to be.
In clubs Twerkin' and Dancin', Bein' dumb with people like me
I don't really mind cause I've got no self-esteem
There's plenty to go around cause there's no 'I' in TEAM.

I am a runner, I'm an athlete
I like to run and be the fastest like a bolt of lightning
Be number one, I want more medals, I want to win
If I can't get there I can shoot adrenaline.

But I, got no one, I got no job, no talent that I'm good at,
So I'm lying, in bed I am crying, wishing that I'll get lucky someday,

I'm crying, I'm crying, and whining, and whinin